Friday, September 28, 2007

Week 4 LOLpicks: Yeah, Marvin was in the shit

Colts -10 VS Broncos: Speaking of this god-awful commercial, I'd like to see other Colts in M.C. Escher paintings... like Jim Sorgi floating around in an endless waterfall, or Bob Sanders and Reggie Wayne chasing each other on a Moebius strip.

Cowboys -13.5 VS Rams: Steven Jackson is out. Marc Bulger has cracked ribs. Tampa scored two touchdowns against their defense with a running back not named Marion Barber.

Texans -3 AT Falcons: You know the most impressive thing about the Colts? They sacked Schaub three times! You know the most impressive thing about the Texans? That stat actually surprised me!

Buccaneers +3 AT Panthers: Just a reminder that last Monday was the one-year anniversary of Chris Simms getting the spleen kicked out of him by the Carolina Panther defense. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Jeff Garcia will still have his spleen intact after this game is over.

Last Week: 3-1
Season: 7-6

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