This is Marta, undoubtedly the star of this year's Women's World Cup (which you probably aren't watching). She scored two goals for Brazil in a 4-0 victory (apparently, I didn't watch) against the U.S. Americans to move on to the World Cup Final.
You may remember in the 1999 World Cup, where after a big goal by American Brandi Chastain, she removed her jersey top. Here in the 2007 World Cup, after a big goal, Marta unhinges her jaw instead. How the times have changed.
(The big question: is Marta available? Sorry boys, she's a little picky.)