I was checking out 12 Seahawks Street (who have an occasional Seahawks LOLjocks gallery) where I found this picture of Seahawks linebacker Julian Peterson (by Chris Joseph Taylor of the Seattle Times). It immediately reminded me of one of the funniest scenes from Pootie Tang, which you feel a lot better watching when you are stealing cable.
Since you, the reader, may not have seen Pootie Tang (fucking movie snobs), I have provided the clip for you. Tell me that's not comedy gold. How this movie didn't win eight Oscars, I have no idea.