Monday, June 30, 2008

You'll never guess what "Ausfallen" means

Congratulations to Spain on winning the second soccer match that I've watched during the duration of this blog. (In case you don't remember, here was the first one.)

Babelfish Translator

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Shaq's ass might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

If you have no idea what this is about, please, please please please watch this video. This could be the greatest rap battle of the 21st century... and who knows, maybe Luke Walton will accidentally get shot.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Big Baby really likes the Larry O'Brien trophy

I can't tell if this is rookie hazing, or if Glen Davis just likes to pose like a 12-year old girl writing in her diary. Let's just be glad that he didn't go with the Timeless Art of Seduction pose.

(Meanwhile, for the Lakers, Sasha Vujacic is taking the loss hard. Like, Richie Tannenbaum hard.)

Monday, June 16, 2008

Pau Gasol is not enjoying this

For those of you who have no idea what an OTPHJ is, click here. And if a stranger ever does this to you in a bar in New Orleans, your wallet is being stolen.

(Photo from Deadspin)

Friday, June 13, 2008

Paul Pierce is a martial artist

You know, Lakers, I blew a 24-point lead at home once. Of course, I was playing Scrabble. Triple-word scores are dumb.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Eli Manning has a counterpoint

Photo from Fox 28 South Bend via EDSBS

(here's the reference just in case you're not THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!)