Bill Belichick doesn't want to make a film where people show up, sit down, jack off, and get up and get out before the story ends

I started off making this image as an entry into Awful Announcing's You Create the Caption contest, but instantly became more and more amused at the idea of Bill Belichick as porno director Jack Horner from Boogie Nights. So I made some more.

(My only regret is that I couldn't find a picture of Belichick with a cameraman: "Aim for his tits, Eddie.")


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