I wanted Sean Taylor to be the Boom King, but dammit if I can't find a good picture of him knocking the shit out of someone.
So what does Sean Taylor do? Knock the living shit out of someone whilst being photographed. Naitch.
Photo by John McDonnell of the Washington Post. Props to Mister Irrelevant for the heads up and the link. For shits and giggles, here's the video again.