With five seconds left in the Texas A&M-Miami game, Texas A&M QB launched a 33-yard rope, and rando Texas A&M WR made an amazing touchdown catch. You did not see this play on Sportscenter, and you probably won't see it on YouTube. However, this touchdown made the final score 34-17, which meant that if you bet the under (46.5), you took a bad fucking beat.
Congratulations to the gentleman sitting next to me at the local drinking establishment, resigned to his fate while Miami held a 24-0 lead late in the third quarter. May the dirty pictures you drew on your betting line sheets become reality!
(Except for that one of the penis entering an ass... unless it's your penis, I guess.)