The best performance in a Superman T-shirt since Chunk Data Mouth Ma Fratelli Sloth in Goonies

I don't give a damn if it wasn't really a dunk... when you bring a Superman cape to a dunk contest, you automatically win.

Among the other dunks I enjoyed, Gerald Green with a dunk after Mark Mangino's own heart... attack....

My biggest pet peeve is toe socks. But green socks come pretty damn close to being second. When I saw Orlando Bloom wearing green socks in Elizabethtown. all of a sudden I didn't mind that his character wanted to kill himself.

Sean Taylor takes requests

From my previous Flight of the Conchords-NFL post:

I wanted Sean Taylor to be the Boom King, but dammit if I can't find a good picture of him knocking the shit out of someone.

So what does Sean Taylor do? Knock the living shit out of someone whilst being photographed. Naitch.


Photo by John McDonnell of the Washington Post. Props to Mister Irrelevant for the heads up and the link. For shits and giggles, here's the video again.

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

If you missed out on the first season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO, I highly recommend you check it out... it was arguably the best show on television this summer.

(The worst show on television this summer? Globe Trekker. They go to all these foreign countries and don't have the decency to show you where to buy drugs.)

Anyway, I got a Conchords-themed reader submission from Matt, which reminded me of a previous image I did, and I decided to do a whole gallery of Conchord-themed NFL photos. The reference clips appear below each photo.

Mother Uckers

A Kiss is Not a Contract

Inner City Pressure

Leggy Blonde

She's So Hot (Boom)

Editor's Note: I wanted Sean Taylor to be the Boom King, but dammit if I can't find a good picture of him knocking the shit out of someone.

(UPDATE: FAST-FORWARD TO LATER!)

Business Time (image by Matt)