I think the Patriots just might go 16-0

Thanks to John M. for directing me towards these photos....

You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who ran up the score on you

You may remember back in the first couple weeks when I compared Patriots coach Bill Belichick to porn director Jack Horner from Boogie Nights (or you can click here and be reminded). These days, after the Patriots 8-0 start, he's reminding me of a completely different fictional character.

I wonder what Joe Gibbs could've said to make Bill so upset....


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Bill Belichick doesn't want to make a film where people show up, sit down, jack off, and get up and get out before the story ends

I started off making this image as an entry into Awful Announcing's You Create the Caption contest, but instantly became more and more amused at the idea of Bill Belichick as porno director Jack Horner from Boogie Nights. So I made some more.

(My only regret is that I couldn't find a picture of Belichick with a cameraman: "Aim for his tits, Eddie.")


Sources: Goodell determines Patriots broke rules (ESPN.com)

The stars come out for training camp

Look who showed up to Green Bay's training camp! Come on, Aaron Rodgers, let the fans see you with your helmet on!


At least he's not going to take as much punishment as new Texans quarterback Matt Schaub....


Bill Belichick is wasting no time getting the Patriots ready for real-game situations....


Vince Young and Titans safety Donny Nickey got into a little tiff on Wednesday, but it looks like they've kissed and made up.


I'm wonder if Travis Henry, who left Tennessee for Denver, is still on Vince's "friends" list...


You better stay hydrated, Travis, you never know who's coming behind to take your spot...


(That's Denver Broncos tight end Mike Leach and his 18-month old son. Personally I can't think of a better father than Mike Leach.)


Over at the Baltimore Ravens camp, linebacker Ray Lewis is already in postseason form...


(Get well soon, Todd Heap.)

Then there's the rookies, who always end up getting the shitty jobs during training camp...


... but then all that hard work eventually pays off somewhere down the line. Right, Eli?


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