Jeff Reed is either narcoleptic or blacked out

Done his damn self by Lombard

I think the Patriots just might go 16-0

Thanks to John M. for directing me towards these photos....

Week 8 LOLpicks: Boom Kings assemble!

Redskins -17 AT Patriots:Between Sean Taylor, Laron Landry, Andre Carter and Cornelius Griffin, at least one Redskin defender should become acquainted with Tom Brady's ACL. Hell, if the game gets out of hand early, put in Mike Sellers on defense and let him blitz every play.

Seriously, enough of these "Eff You TDs." Time for a "Eff Me? NO, EFF YOU! Crippling."

Giants -10 AT Dolphins: As you probably know, this game will be played in London, England. Even though I don't know the conversion rate to European spreads, I will still give the points no matter what.

Browns -3 AT Rams: How in God's name has all this time passed, and Chris Berman has never used the nickname "Joe Jurevicius Case of Herpes?" I've been calling him this for more than a decade, and it NEVER gets old.

Steelers -4 AT Bengals: This Chad Johnson interview by Keyshawn Johnson drives me up a goddamn wall. Can someone tell Keyshawn and the NFL Countdown crew that it's their job, not Chad's, to throw the Cincinnati defense under the bus? Hey Key, do you think maybe that all those Bengals that love crime may be a "disruption?" I think so, and I don't need a receiver on pace for 1,800 receiving yards to confirm it for me.

Last Week: 2-2
Season: 13-14-2

If LOL Jocks ever starts a Hall of Fame, Roethlisberger's getting in on the first ballot

Done his damn self by Matt Ufford

Eli must have had a prior engagement at a karaoke bar

These athlete photo shoots are quickly becoming my favorite to give the LOLjock treatment (remember Essence?)... here's a new one by GQ featuring the young quarterbacks of the NFL that don't have inferiority complexes caused by their perfect older brothers.







Photos by Mark Seliger. Props to With Leather for the link.

Looks like Cinemax is filming their own version of "Hard Knocks"

This image reminds me of Pablo Francisco's bit about softcore porn BJs (SFW)... "You wanna see? You wanna see?... NO."

Thanks to TheStarterWife from Ladies... for the image... you know you're a blogging success when you've got women sending you fake porno.

If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you

Not even a week has passed since I started this blog, and already people think they can make these LOLjocks pics better than me. Just this morning, reader the chief sent this nugget from yesterday's Deadspin post about Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo getting his karaoke on:


This image is ridiculous, though. I think we all know that NFL superstars like Tony Romo don't sing crappy pop ballads. NFL superstars like Tony Romo sing much classier... pop ballads.







Images from Deadspin, With Leather, and Mondesi's House. Music by the Carpenters