Friday, November 2, 2007

The National Hockey League is watching you masturbate

I tried to put together a thoughtful hockey post where I could pretend like I still follow the sport (so how many goals does that Yzerman character have so far, huh?). Instead I discovered a disturbing leitmotif among the various team galleries in the Yahoo! sports photos... all these hockey players are watching you masturbate.

So please, hockey fans, I implore you... stop masturbating at these arenas and let these guys do their jobs. You know, punching each other in the face and talking about their organ-eye-zay-shun, or whatever.

1 comment:

futuremrsrickankiel said...

I love that most of these didn't even need captions... a picture is worth a thousand, etc. etc.