I have seen the penis of Bart Simpson

This one is by request from reader futuremrsrickankiel, who wrote:

dude! from a blogger who bills himself as "Grimey," I would have expected SOME sort of reaction to "The Simpsons Movie" already.

Well, it's not really sports, but I guess that doesn't really matter.

First things first, I'll drop the bombshell... I'm not really that much of a Simpsons fan. My last name is in fact Grimes, and around the time I went to college several Simpsons fans (who coincidentally were also assholes) decided to stick the name on me.

But I did see The Simpsons Movie this weekend, and I was a little disappointed. I thought that after eighteen years on television, the movie would be a little more spectacular and hilarious, but there was nothing in that movie funnier than the first three minutes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.



(By the way, Bart, indecent exposure is a class 2 felony.)

So there you have it, futuremrsrickankiel... you can't say that I don't do requests. And here's a little something extra....


Magglio from Google Image Search, Joakim from Deadspin