Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Falcons react to Michael Vick's indictment






Michael Vick Indicted on Dogfighting Charges (Deadspin)

Images courtesy of Google Image Search

37 comments:

Jeff said...

I'm going to hell for laughing that hard while looking at a dogs torn up face. Poor guy.

Ben said...

Wow. Hilarious, but wrong time to start eating a meal. Keep up the good work.

Patrick said...

You stay classy, Ron Mexico.

king of the herculoids said...

very nice, im diggin it

LadyAndrea said...

I think the dogs should be allowed to tear up Vick's face like that. Asshole.

el_hombre said...

Bloody (like that dog's face) brilliant.

Lizzy said...

This is amazing.

James said...

That Joey Harrington pic is priceless.

David said...

My first reaction was "Woof," but not in a "ha ha, that's funny way."

David said...

Good post, though,

Scott said...

Sadly, the scariest picture was the one of Harrington.

Matt said...

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I think that dog's famous. I'm pretty certain I saw him in Resident Evil. He was good.

albaNY Hawker said...

As I was scrolling down through the pictures, I thought it was pretty lame to use the same caption on each, until I hit the payoff picture, and it was immediately comedic genius.

Nice blog Grimey...keep up the good work.

denvergodfather said...

I hope that motherfucker goes to jail, sucks some cock, gets fucked in the ass, and then dies slowly from AIDS. Piece of shit.

Ghost of Carl Monday said...

i've looked at this post 4 times since I got to work and it's still funny.

keep up the good work.

Unsilent Majority said...

priceless

Chamomiles Davis said...

Oh, sweet merciful Jebus, is that last picture disturbing!

If that's what Ookie's dogs look like after he's done with him, then fuck him twice in the pants.

"I CAN HAS SWEET, SWEET REVNGE?"

Signal to Noise said...

Good thing I hadn't eaten yet. The Harrington photo is priceless.

Babydaddy said...

Im in yr dog pitz, providin yr sadistic enturtanemnt, u twistd fux

Not that I can attest to Mr. Vick's culpability, mind.

Burnsy said...

I can't put it any better than any of these other fine commenters. Exceptional.

3000 said...

Sweet Zombie Jesusdog.... Is that thing still alive?

ben said...

well played grimey! this probably makes the best point so far about how f*^&$d up dog fighting gets

sven said...

*golf clap*

Sublime.

And, personally, I think 'LOL JOCKS' is a quality name. It's finds that perfect balance b/w 'homage' and 'mockery'.

Plus, it's kind of lame. In a good way.

Pablo. said...

I say let the dogs at him instead of sending him to jail. A minute against 8 dogs? Or maybe lots of differnt bouts? I guess we let him wear a brace around his throat. All proceeds from the pay-per-view we donate to the Humane Society.

Lexi said...

Very funny post. I hope the jury gets to see the pics of the dogs involved so they will throw the book at that bastard. When you let dogs fight each other until their face looks like ground beef (or even to the death *gasp*) it's safe to say that if there is a hell, then you're already booked for the first class trip there.

Eric said...

good stuff!

on a more serious note... if you want to see who is abusing/murdering our best friends, check out this site, ran across it a minute ago looking for more info on the case. pet-abuse.com - they have a nice story on ookie... and you can do a search to see if you have a pet abuser in your area.

I'm still so pissed... going to go give my lab another hug and take him for a walk.

Ted said...

This is maybe the funniest thing I've seen in the past two months. And yes, I DO like dead baby jokes, why do you ask?

AWESOME site...and keep LOL Jocks...it sort of hints at what you'll find without REALLY giving you any warning.

As an aside, you sort of remind me of this site: http://www.coloringbookland.com/ In the hilariously inappropriate kind of way.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Good job Grimey. I'm gonna keep on coming back if you keep up the good work.

Because you know, if you got boring or anything, I'd stop visiting.

More Credible said...

I know this post was meant to be satire, and although it is funny, I appreciate you putting things in perspective for anyone that didn't know the damage he was doing.

I'm not an animal-loving, tree-hugging hippy, but anyone that would subject animals to do something this disgusting should rot in hell.

Thanks again.

Dusty said...

Fucking awesome post. Says it all with the money pic at the end.

Marsha Blackmon said...

I hope he is sentenced to the maximum 5 year sentence and spends 99% of that time strapped in one of his own 'rape' stands.

I hate the MF, there is a special place in hell for him once his suffering is done on this earth.

tina said...

"I'm not an animal-loving, tree-hugging hippy, but anyone that would subject animals to do something this disgusting should rot in hell."

nothing wrong with animal lovers..or tree huggers...

And it's so sad what this ahole did...I hope he gets what's coming to him

Rachel said...

This is a truly sad and disturbing story. If you read the indictment report - a dog that didn't win or didn't prove worthy, was either hung, shot, thrown on the ground as hard as possible or wetting the dog down with water and electrocuting it. How messed up is that? Eff this guy. Why cater to his inhumane actions and let him off easy?

Matt said...

Brilliant.

Dixie said...

It was ha-ha for each until the last one, when it was OH!

But FYI, that dog is Gypsy. She was a bait dog that a lady found on the side of the road and thought was dead until she moaned.

A plastic surgeon and some vets donated their time and rebuilt her face (although she'll never look quite right, like Michael Vick isn't quite right), and she has a good home now.

cushlife said...

Dixie,
Thank you for sharing that info about the dog. That picture is so disturbing. I'm glad I can picture that dog in a good home.

How I would like to unleash my fury on that POS, Vick and his boys.

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