SHHH... Narcoleptic Aaron Rodgers is offering consolation

Brian Westbrook is concerned

Image done his damn self by Eagles fan Colt Seavers, who is clearly rooting for Philly to beat Dallas so that my Bucs have a shot at the playoffs. Check out his new blog Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lupus.

Celtics vs. Lakers: an LOL Jocks gallery

At least it weighs less than CC Sabathia

Yankees, Chik-Fil-A cow agree to 7-years, $150 million [$3000 + One Spin]

Carmelo Anthony would like LeBron to be vewwy vewwy quiet

Image from Ball Don't Lie

Brandon Jacobs has an audience

Done his damn self by HHR at Hugging Harold Reynolds

Punch-Out! Fan Fiction: Mike Tyson takes out Glass Joe

Image from Deadspin, done his damn self by KD

Evgeni Nabokov, the red-nosed goalie

Image from Deadspin

Premature ejaculation hits the sports world

(And here's the reference that I've watched at least once a day for the last week... that Andy Samberg is good.)

Kevin McHale is motivational

(Here's the reference that will make you say AWWWWW)

Grant Hill reacts to the Jason Richardson/Raja Bell/Boris Diaw trade

Deconstructing a Confusing Suns/Bobcats Trade [The Sporting Blog]

Stephen Curry is auditioning

Image via With Leather

Cause tonight baby, David Garrard wants to get FREAKY WITH YOU

Watch out white dude, Garrard might want to punch you in about fifteen minutes.

Image from Brahsome via KSK... here's the baby-making music reference

Dwyane Wade gets drunk at a wedding

LOL Jocks featured on Best Week Ever! Well, not really.

This screencap is from Best Week Ever's blog post about Plaxico Burress shooting himself. The editor, Michelle Collins, pulled the image from a LiveJournal entry which got the image from this site (because I created it), and didn't credit it.

So whoo! Yeah! Internet celebrity... almost....

(I sent an e-mail to the tips link listed on the site earlier, but haven't heard back. Feel free to send them an e-mail or leave a comment on their post, although they are probably busy finding more walrus videos to notice.)

UPDATE: And now there's a link. The internet works!

Thanks to the chief for the heads up.

Was Dario Argento a Georgia Bulldog fan?

Here's the reference for everybody who didn't sit through Grindhouse....

Mario Williams is the Kool-Aid Man

Joke made by several different people in last night's KSK liveblog. And I'm sorry, I don't care if the guy is a giant douche, this is funny....

Plaxico Burress has an important phone call

Burress tells Giants he shot himself in leg by accident [ESPN]

Hank Baskett enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner a little too much

Matt Hasselbeck enjoys the comedic stylings of Tim Conway

Vince Young makes a sweeping generalization

Donovan McNabb wasn't even aware that he could watch you masturbate

Beanie Wells does not want

Image grabbed from ESPN.com

I can't remember the last time Kobe made someone feel this uncomfortable

Image from Basketbawful... and in case you're not aware of the difference between a good touch and a bad touch, here's a helpful guide:

I can't believe this isn't the name of an NBA blog yet

Photo from the legendary Ballers with Randoms Flickr stream... This is what happens when I listen to Dropkick on the way back from lunch....

David Wright is building his street cred

Image from With Leather

Jim Kelly has a riddle for you

Image from Kissing Suzy Kolber... and seriously, if you are missing out on the Monday Night Football liveblogs, then you really REALLY must like Heroes.

Shaq doesn't care for the smell of Ken Mauer's hair treatment

Donovan McNabb didn't even know he could kiss his sister

Contributed by my buddy Forman, an Eagles fan who also has McNabb on his fantasy team, and "hates [McNabb] more than you can ever know." Yipes.

Brian Scalabrine got to watch two exciting finishes

Image from Ball Don't Lie

Stevie Franchise has a wardrobe

Image from Ball Don't Lie