There's a meeting in Shaq's bedroom

Image from Shaq's TwitPic via his Twitter, which has officially replaced The Wire as the thing that all sports bloggers go gay for.

By the way, this image reminds me of one of the greatest baby-making songs of all time....

Cause tonight baby, David Garrard wants to get FREAKY WITH YOU

Watch out white dude, Garrard might want to punch you in about fifteen minutes.

Image from Brahsome via KSK... here's the baby-making music reference

WINNAR

Image from Snarkastic

Ramblin' Wreck will make you JUMP, JUMP

Pictured: Michael Johnson, defensive end for the 3-1 Yellow Jackets of Georgia Tech. Not pictured: gravity.

Image submitted by Kip (stop giggling)

Jerry Jones has a special request for Jay-Z

Misty May-Treanor is little in the middle, but she got much back

Photo from USA Today (via Deadspin)

Shaq's ass might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

If you have no idea what this is about, please, please please please watch this video. This could be the greatest rap battle of the 21st century... and who knows, maybe Luke Walton will accidentally get shot.

The Washington Nationals have a new toy

Ten bucks says that Teddy Roosevelt wrecks this thing at some point during the season.

Photo from The Sporting Blog

Brady Leaf got retarded, ha... he got retarded in here

I watched Arizona's win over the #2 Ducks last night with an Oregon fan. I could tell that he knew when Dennis Dixon went down with a knee injury in the first quarter, and Ryan Leaf's little brother was called upon to salvage Oregon's BCS ranking in an offense that he's totally not suited for, that this truly was the worst case scenario for his favorite team. Unfortunately, there's no entry in the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for this situation.

I wanted to offer some encouraging words in my friend's time of distress, but I couldn't stop thinking that Dennis Dixon looked exactly like a member of the Black-Eyed Peas with that track suit and wool hat.

AP Photo/John Miller

My World Series prediction: No one will crank dat Soulja Boy

One of the most entertaining things about this year in sports has been the random occurence of on-field crankin' of dat Soulja Boy, whether by mascots, Devin Hester, the University of Texas football team, or large purple child-molesting dinosaurs. Unfortunately, I sincerely doubt there will be any crankin' during this fall classic... not in between innings, not during someone's at-bat music, not even during the seventh-inning stretch, where crankin' dat would almost be therapeutic.

Unless of course, someone decides to teach Papelbon how to do it. I'm looking at you, Coco Crisp.

Meanwhile, just wait until the NBA season starts, and the entire New York Knicks team start dancing in unison during a 20-second timeout... including Coach Isiah.

(UPDATE: Just watched the latest Blog Show - where LOL Jocks makes an appearance, by the way - and they talk about the Soulja Boy phenomenon. And sure enough, there's video of the Golden State Warriors getting their crank on. Thanks, Free Darko.)

Unfortunately, "Superman-ing that ho" is a 15-yard penalty

Courtesy of Orson Swindle of Everyday Should Be Saturday, who has a whole gallery here.

(UPDATE: The University of Texas will show you how to "Soulja Boy", as well.)

Like my man Orel said, mo' scoreless innings, mo' problems

Brandon Webb, Still Shutting People Down (Deadspin)

(Here's the reference for the white people.)