Plaxico Burress has an important phone call

Burress tells Giants he shot himself in leg by accident [ESPN]

Hank Baskett enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner a little too much

Matt Hasselbeck enjoys the comedic stylings of Tim Conway

Vince Young makes a sweeping generalization

Donovan McNabb wasn't even aware that he could watch you masturbate

Beanie Wells does not want

Image grabbed from ESPN.com

I can't remember the last time Kobe made someone feel this uncomfortable

Image from Basketbawful... and in case you're not aware of the difference between a good touch and a bad touch, here's a helpful guide:

I can't believe this isn't the name of an NBA blog yet

Photo from the legendary Ballers with Randoms Flickr stream... This is what happens when I listen to Dropkick on the way back from lunch....

David Wright is building his street cred

Image from With Leather

Jim Kelly has a riddle for you

Image from Kissing Suzy Kolber... and seriously, if you are missing out on the Monday Night Football liveblogs, then you really REALLY must like Heroes.

Shaq doesn't care for the smell of Ken Mauer's hair treatment

Donovan McNabb didn't even know he could kiss his sister

Contributed by my buddy Forman, an Eagles fan who also has McNabb on his fantasy team, and "hates [McNabb] more than you can ever know." Yipes.

Brian Scalabrine got to watch two exciting finishes

Image from Ball Don't Lie

Stevie Franchise has a wardrobe

Image from Ball Don't Lie

WINNAR

Image from Snarkastic

Greg Camarillo has an absolutely breathtaking heinie

Done his damn self by Lombard