LOL Jocks at the NFL combine

Oh, the US men's volleyball team and their skullduggery

Done his damn self by Cameron

You'll never guess what "Ausfallen" means

Congratulations to Spain on winning the second soccer match that I've watched during the duration of this blog. (In case you don't remember, here was the first one.)

Babelfish Translator

Hockey players have no problems showing their emoticons

Done his damn self by ElectricMaidy

Pro wrestling tactics... not just for Pacman Jones anymore

Of course, some soccer players pick up the moves a little quicker than others.

Done his damn self by Jordo (if that is his real name).

The National Hockey League is watching you masturbate

I tried to put together a thoughtful hockey post where I could pretend like I still follow the sport (so how many goals does that Yzerman character have so far, huh?). Instead I discovered a disturbing leitmotif among the various team galleries in the Yahoo! sports photos... all these hockey players are watching you masturbate.















So please, hockey fans, I implore you... stop masturbating at these arenas and let these guys do their jobs. You know, punching each other in the face and talking about their organ-eye-zay-shun, or whatever.

It's preseason hockey, bitches!

You may have been expecting an NFL post today, what with Brett Favre being awesome again, and Drew Brees channeling Billy Joe Hobert and all. Well, as former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien used to say, "Fuck that noise." It's time for some preseason fucking hockey.

Now I just have to find out what channel it's on.