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Done his damn self by Kyle the Kyle (who probably shouldn't complain about redundancy)

Andre3000... pounds

Run, Fat Boy, Run [EDSBS]

Done his damn self by Forman

This Blue Devil is concerned

Done her damn self by heatherjewfro, who should be reminded that Duke also has plenty of white players to make fun of

Brian Westbrook is concerned

Image done his damn self by Eagles fan Colt Seavers, who is clearly rooting for Philly to beat Dallas so that my Bucs have a shot at the playoffs. Check out his new blog Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lupus.

Brandon Jacobs has an audience

Done his damn self by HHR at Hugging Harold Reynolds

Punch-Out! Fan Fiction: Mike Tyson takes out Glass Joe

Image from Deadspin, done his damn self by KD

Donovan McNabb didn't even know he could kiss his sister

Contributed by my buddy Forman, an Eagles fan who also has McNabb on his fantasy team, and "hates [McNabb] more than you can ever know." Yipes.

Greg Camarillo has an absolutely breathtaking heinie

Done his damn self by Lombard

Tell me how my ass look

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But now you won't be able to hear their insightful commentary after big inning-ending strikeouts

McCarver: "You see, Joe, you mute your television when you don't want to hear what anybody is saying."

Done their damn self by ECC

Jeff Reed is either narcoleptic or blacked out

Done his damn self by Lombard

A dream deferred

Done his damn self by Harley

Oh, the US men's volleyball team and their skullduggery

Done his damn self by Cameron

Major league umpires are not fans of Twister

Done his damn self by Chamomiles Davis

Adrian Beltre is freaking out here, man

Done his damn self (pretty brilliantly) by Mazarin

You will be missed, Brett Favre

Done his damn self by Mazarin

Does the Weekly World News have a sports section?

Done his damn self (hilariously) by Justin in Murfreesboro

The brown shoes were also a bad idea

Done his damn self by Mazarin

Anybody got a Kleenex?

Done his damn self by Mazarin.

I like Kyle Orton's attitude

Image done her damn self by Cat

Congratulations are in order for Kyle Orton from Dallas Cowboys fans for ensuring that the NFC Championship Game won't go through Lambeau Field until Tampa Bay shocks Dallas in the second round of the playoffs.

Good job, Kyle. That was truly a Maximus-like victory.