Andruw Jones reacts to the Dodgers' acquisition of Manny Ramirez

Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox, Little People To Pirates ... Mass Hysteria (Deadspin)

He's Quinn (Manly Quinn!), he's Quinn in tights (YESSSSS!)

(In case you don't know... and you should)

The Braves' season just got super-depressing

Teixeira gets moved to the Angels. Tim Hudson may have to get Tommy John surgery. Chipper is hurt, Brian McCann is concussed, and Francoeur can't hit. Glavine and Smoltz are out. Mike Gonzalez, who missed half the season, leads the team with FOUR saves.

I'm just guessing that towards the end of the season, Gregor Blanco will be in a Florida prison, Mark Kotsay will be catatonic after electro-shock therapy, and Mike Hampton will only have one arm.

Oh yeah, LOL Jocks had a birthday

Yes, twelve months ago today, LOL Jocks was born. And just like my own birthdays, I like to not mention it to people until it's too late for people to sing.

(Also I didn't want to deflect attention from the Iron Ref competition link. Seriously folks, read that shit and vote. I spent way too much time on that Milton Bradley photoshop.)

Please Milton, don't hurt 'em

This week I'm participating in the Iron Ref competition over at Hugging Harold Reynolds. This week's secret ingredient is "CONTRACT YEAR," so I decided to make fun of the big stack of crazy that is Milton Bradley. Check it out and vote here.

Alex Rodriguez is playing it cool

(Image from Daily Stab via With Leather... here's the reference)

Meet OMFG Red Sox Fan

It's one thing to have a retarded look on your face in one photo... but no one should be that stunned for four straight pictures, should they?

I just hope he wasn't choking on a hot dog.

AP Photos: Julie Jacobsen... and here's a video of the shocking play.

Remember, Rafael Nadal, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?

Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on besting Roger Federer to win the Wimbledon men's final. Also congratulations on not getting tasered during your impromptu trip to the Royal Box.

The USA Olympic men's basketball team is getting along

Finally, visual evidence of A-Rod and Madonna together