Showing posts with label i'm too depressed to think of who might get the "ass-to-ass" treatment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i'm too depressed to think of who might get the "ass-to-ass" treatment. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Braves' season just got super-depressing

Teixeira gets moved to the Angels. Tim Hudson may have to get Tommy John surgery. Chipper is hurt, Brian McCann is concussed, and Francoeur can't hit. Glavine and Smoltz are out. Mike Gonzalez, who missed half the season, leads the team with FOUR saves.

I'm just guessing that towards the end of the season, Gregor Blanco will be in a Florida prison, Mark Kotsay will be catatonic after electro-shock therapy, and Mike Hampton will only have one arm.