"Yankees teammates nicknamed Rodriguez 'B---h T--s.'"

Report: A-Rod used with Yankees [ESPN.com]

Alex Rodriguez held a press conference

Alex Rodriguez's previous breath-holding adventure

I really hope Jorge Posada is still alive

A-ROD TESTED POSITIVE… NO, NOT FOR HIV [With Leather] (not the first place I saw the story, but you can't really beat that headline)

In case you were wondering why Robinson Cano is walking funny

Haven't done an A-Rod post in a while. It's like riding a bike.

Alex Rodriguez is playing it cool

(Image from Daily Stab via With Leather... here's the reference)

Finally, visual evidence of A-Rod and Madonna together

The Yankees have a special guest for Spring Training... Darkman

Just imagine, while this practice was going on, the real A-Rod was tied up in a room somewhere. Probably with a muscular she-male type.

(If this was too vague, and I have a feeling it was, go to the 4:15 mark)

The Boston Red Sox win the WorOMGZ A-ROD OPTED OUT OF HIS CONTRACT

Arte Moreno is just gonna go find a cash machine....

AP Photo/Frank Franklin II

Alex Rodriguez takes a dare

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(UPDATE: So apparently Chien-Ming Wang is from Taiwan. Rather than me change the photo, just pretend that guy on the right is actually a Japanese pitcher. Like Chan Ho Park or somebody.)

The Yankees are a soap opera

The part of "Mike Mussina" will now be played by Ian Kennedy.

Technically, Mussina isn't out of the rotation, he's just "skipping a start," which means they will probably bring him back during sweeps week.

I wouldn't worry, Moose... it could always be worse.



(This last one is more fun when you play this video afterwards.)

Can Alex Rodriguez hit a home run in the next 338 days?

LOL Jocks' premiere target Alex Rodriguez needs to hit a home run before June 28, 2008 to become the youngest player to reach 500 home runs. No pressure or anything.

Personally, I'm rooting for A-Rod to eventually pass Barry Bonds' final home run total. I'll take a socially awkward home run king over an asshole home run king any day.


Photo from Yahoo! Sports


Photo from Muting Michael Kay


Photo from With Leather

Let's start with an easy one

A few important things...

1. I have no idea who took the original AP photo above, but whoever you are, you're doing the Lord's work. I'm not sure we'll ever catch A-Rod with as awkward a look on his face, unless he gets found by police handcuffed to a bed in a Toronto Marriott.

2. There are a lot of inspirations for this site, indirectly FARK comment threads and I Can Has Cheezburger?, and more directly Kissing Suzy Kolber and Ladies....

3. LOL Jocks is a shitty name. If you can think of a better one, shoot me an e-mail. Or tell me in the comments.