Happy Talk Like a Pirate/Dress Like a Tranny Hooker Day

Photo be from x17online.com. Shiver me fuckin' timbers.

Jakey Jakey, about to make a big... MISTAKE-Y

Today is the most beautiful day of X-Games skateboarder Jake Brown's life. His breakfast tasted better than any meal you or I have ever had.



Try to have a better weekend than Jake.

H/T to With Leather, Photo from SignOnSanDiego.com