Week 11 LOLpicks: Tom Brady is not the Sexiest Man Alive

Patriots -16.5 AT Bills: After being held to just 24 points over the past two weeks, the Patriots offense will finally get back on track. Oh, and Dane Cook, sorry I stole your joke.

Saints (Pickem) AT Texans: Yes, I'm picking a team coming off a loss to the formerly winless Rams on the road against a team coming off a bye week. I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE.

Chiefs +15 AT Colts: It will be so nice to watch Brodie Croyle grow up right before our very eyes. Just be sure to stop watching once he hits that annoying stage.


Seahawks -6 VS Bears: Seattle looked pretty good on Monday Night Football against that team San Dimas High School(their football does NOT rule). The Bears might have a shot to beat the spread if their quarterback doesn't get too distracted....

Last Week: 1-2-1
Season 19-19-3
Rex Grossman image done his damn self by Brian

Week 2 LOLpicks: We're talking about the road

Texans +7 AT Panthers: The above picture is from last week's Texans-Chiefs game. Look how clean the back of Schaub's jersey is!

Saints -4 AT Buccaneers: For the sake of disclosure, I will say that I am a Buccaneers fan, and I didn't want to pick the Tampa-Seattle game until I saw how the Bucs were going to play. And I saw.

Cowboys -4 AT Dolphins: Yup, that's two road favorites I'm picking this week. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

(Or not.)

Lions -3.5 VS Vikings: I think Jon Kitna doesn't want to relinquish his "goofiest looking quarterback in the league" status to Brady Quinn just yet.

(I had originally picked the Vikings to beat the spread, but I changed my mind at the last minute. I hope I don't incur the wrath of Purple Jesus.)


Last Week: 2-3
Season: 2-3