Week 2 LOLpicks: We're talking about the road

Texans +7 AT Panthers: The above picture is from last week's Texans-Chiefs game. Look how clean the back of Schaub's jersey is!

Saints -4 AT Buccaneers: For the sake of disclosure, I will say that I am a Buccaneers fan, and I didn't want to pick the Tampa-Seattle game until I saw how the Bucs were going to play. And I saw.

Cowboys -4 AT Dolphins: Yup, that's two road favorites I'm picking this week. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

(Or not.)

Lions -3.5 VS Vikings: I think Jon Kitna doesn't want to relinquish his "goofiest looking quarterback in the league" status to Brady Quinn just yet.

(I had originally picked the Vikings to beat the spread, but I changed my mind at the last minute. I hope I don't incur the wrath of Purple Jesus.)


Last Week: 2-3
Season: 2-3

Week 1 LOLpicks: T.O. has an incentive!

Cowboys -6.5 VS Giants: This is also my suicide pick for this week (the Cowboys, not Terrell owens again).


Ravens +2.5 AT Bengals: Yes, the Baltimore Ravens, the only team in the league that can make a Cincinnati Bengals game boring.

(By the way, what do you think would happen if Steve McNair and Ken Griffey Jr. ever had an arm wrestling contest?)


Texans -3 VS Chiefs: If there is an over/under on number of "Matt Schaub getting sacked" pictures that I will post, TAKE THE OVER. Trust me.


Broncos -3.5 AT Bills: Unfortunately, Bills fans, the Bronco defense is quite solid. And as Marshawn Lynch will tell you, it don't get no better than solid, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

This season: 0-1 (shut up).