And you all thought Joe Torre was going to get fired

Torre turns down offer to return as Yanks' skipper (ESPN... they got it right eventually)

The Yankees are a soap opera

The part of "Mike Mussina" will now be played by Ian Kennedy.

Technically, Mussina isn't out of the rotation, he's just "skipping a start," which means they will probably bring him back during sweeps week.

I wouldn't worry, Moose... it could always be worse.



(This last one is more fun when you play this video afterwards.)