Jose Canseco's press conference was well-attended

Jose Canseco Stars in The Best Photo Ever [The Sporting Blog]

Kobe thinks Ron-Ron should probably stop talking for a while

Josh McDaniels is an impulse shopper

Image from KSK

"Yankees teammates nicknamed Rodriguez 'B---h T--s.'"

Report: A-Rod used with Yankees [ESPN.com]

Carl Edwards has a flying car

Carl Edwards, I don't ask for much, but when your car goes airborne, collides with the safety fence, and catches fire, please please please do a backflip from the wreckage. It's called showmanship. Look it up.

CARL EDWARDS THROWN INTO TOP TURNBUCKLE [With Leather]

Greg Paulus has a proposition

Image from 850 the Buzz (thanks Heather)

Yadier Molina is inappropriate

Thanks to Mike for the pic

Kobe Bryant learned all he knows about medicine from his classmates in second grade

Image from Ball Don't Lie

(Oh, and the mystery is solved.)

The MLB Network logo may be multiplying as we speak

Done his damn self by Kyle the Kyle (who probably shouldn't complain about redundancy)

A visual representation of the Buccaneers first five games of 2009

Yes, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play THE ENTIRE NFC EAST in the first five weeks of the season. Thank God none of them will be nationally televised.

Just a friendly reminder

The Jonas Brothers went to a Dodgers game

I can't stop staring

Eric Karros Pushes Hair Design Into New Realm [The Sporting Blog]

(Here's the reference just in case you're not cool)

Let's kick Kenny Perry while he's down

No, not even 9/11 could keep me from making fun of a guy who blew a two-shot lead to lose the Masters.

The Miami Hurricanes will blow this year

Image from EDSBS

LOL Jocks Presents: The LOL Bracket

Has Tom Brady gone soft... serve?

Image from Wicked Good Sports via KSK

Josh Smith needs his personal space

Image from Ball Don't Lie

Andre3000... pounds

Run, Fat Boy, Run [EDSBS]

Done his damn self by Forman

David West and Mareese Speights react to Dr. Manhattan's penis

Image from Ball Don't Lie

This Blue Devil is concerned

Done her damn self by heatherjewfro, who should be reminded that Duke also has plenty of white players to make fun of

Charles Barkley is in jail

Our Streets, Safe At Last: Barkley's In Jail [The Sporting Blog]

(I'm sure Nike is loving that endorsement.)

I'm guessing the fumes made him pass out

(Seriously, those smells are god awful. I used to avoid walking by the nail place in the mall like the plague.)

Image from Mass Hysteria

Better bring a crucifix and holy water to the NCAA Tournament... just in case

(Turns out Stephen Curry isn't the only one.)

Image from The Dagger

And now, the exciting conclusion of "Dwyane Wade gets drunk at a wedding"

Dwyane Wade gets drunk at a wedding

Everything I know in Russian I learned from Hunt For Red October

Image from Ball Don't Lie

"Andrei Kirilenko наблюдает как вы играете с собой" ... Translate it your damn self

There's a meeting in Shaq's bedroom

Image from Shaq's TwitPic via his Twitter, which has officially replaced The Wire as the thing that all sports bloggers go gay for.

By the way, this image reminds me of one of the greatest baby-making songs of all time....

LOL Jocks at the NFL combine

Inglourious Nationels

Original Elijah Dukes photo found here

CC Sabathia needs to lay off the McGuffins... er, McMuffins

Original CC image from It's About the Money, Stupid via Deadspin

Doc Rivers got some bad advice for his Oscar pool

Image from Ball Don't Lie

So Clinton Portis, who was your favorite Cosby kid?

Image from The Seventh Floor via Mister Irrelevant

No, you can't punch-a-size Dwight Howard's face... FOR FREE

Image from Hugging Harold Reynolds

Alex Rodriguez held a press conference

Alex Rodriguez's previous breath-holding adventure

Bill Cowher will school you about velociraptors

Image from One For The Other Thumb via HHReynolds Twitter feed

En garde

Image from Blazers Blog via K.C.

Cole Hamels does a good James Van Der Beek

Nate Robinson can jump

The H-O-R-S-E contest trophy is AWESOME

(Yes, Kyle Korver is indeed jealous.)

Tyler Hansbrough took another elbow to the face

I don't think Peyton is too crazy about the Wildcat formation