Tell me how my ass look

Image done his damn self by AlbaNY Hawker

The Philadelphia Phillies are World Champions

Hey, how about next year you let the Braves win a game at Turner Field? Assholes.

The Devil and God are raging inside Drew Gooden

Image from The Sporting Blog

But now you won't be able to hear their insightful commentary after big inning-ending strikeouts

McCarver: "You see, Joe, you mute your television when you don't want to hear what anybody is saying."

Done their damn self by ECC

Bud Selig had to make a tough decision

Image from Deadspin... here's the reference... and yes, I've done this joke before....

Your long-awaited World Series LOLJocks gallery...

... is over at Hugging Harold Reynolds. That's right, it's the second round of HHR's Iron Ref competition. So go over there and vote... like all five of you did last time.

Thanks a lot, Terrelle. Now I have to cheer for IOWA

(Man oh man was that Penn State-Ohio State game horrible. Or, to paraphrase Brent Musburger, a classic Big Ten matchup.)

Would you like to solve the puzzle?

Photo from Deadspin, joke from my friend Chris (damn I wish I had thought of it first)

Things are looking pretty bad for Red Sox fans

Photo from Deadspin... and yes, we've seen this guy before.

Guess I'll be finding something else to do during halftime of the Cowboys' Thanksgiving game

I've spent a good part of the last year trying to not know who these bags of douche are. I didn't want to know their names, or which one probably really knocked up Jaime Lynn Spears, or anything. But now that the Jonas Brothers are infiltrating my sacred Thanksgiving NFL games, I guess that's pretty much an impossibility.

OK, I give up... which one is the gay one?

Dan Orlovsky, ladies and gentlemen

Shutdown Corner... again....

Josh Brown has a riddle for you

Image from Shutdown Corner

Watch out for your cornhole, OJ

Image from Kissing Suzy Kolber

Sean Casey won't get there in time

Corey Brewer is his own NBA commercial

Image via Craig Sager's Suit

Jeff Reed is either narcoleptic or blacked out

Done his damn self by Lombard