If Kyle Korver really wants a pony this bad, he should just buy it himself

Thanks to K.C. for the heads-up from Lion in Oil.

Derek Jeter's not gonna hurt you... he's just gonna bash your brains in

Adrian Beltre is freaking out here, man

Done his damn self (pretty brilliantly) by Mazarin

There are a million fine-looking college basketball teams in the world, but they don't all win national championships. Most of them just cheat on you

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