(This pick is for Arkansas, by the way. Also, if you aren't already, get familiar with Dr. Steve Brule.)
Friday, March 21, 2008
LOLpicking the Friday 9:30 p.m. games
(This pick is for Arkansas, by the way. Also, if you aren't already, get familiar with Dr. Steve Brule.)
Thursday, March 20, 2008
LOLpicking the Thursday 7:10 p.m. games
Chances are I might be too inebriated to do the 9:30 games, as I have failed to plan ahead (and have therefore planned to fail). If so, I'll get them up tomorrow morning.
Be gentle, Roy... you need him for six more games
I've got Georgetown over UCLA in my NCAA Tournament pool. Everyone in my office pool is picking either UNC, UCLA or Kansas, so if the final is Georgetown-Memphis, I'll probably be rolling around in dollar bills three weeks from now. (They feel so good on my skin!)
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I hope it's not from Crohn's disease... that would be embarassing
This is a retread of an old picture of Kaz Matsui (he's with the Astros now), but if someone told me that I had anal fissures, this would probably be the exact expression on my face.According to the Fanhouse post:
An anal fissure is an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation. [...] Most anal fissures are caused by stretching of the anal mucosa beyond its capability. Various causes of this fissure include:
* Straining to defecate, especially if the stool is hard and dry
* Severe and chronic constipation
* Severe and chronic diarrhea
* Crohn's disease and Ulcerative colitis
* Tight sphincter muscles
* Anal intercourse
... so be good, for goodness sake! YEAH!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
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