The tickets to the USC-Oregon State game were a good investment

This is why college football is the greatest sport ever... someone will eventually let you know that the number one team in the nation is trailing 21-0, and all of a sudden you don't mind missing the end of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And then you flip over to ESPN and see that it's halftime, so you can go ahead and finish It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Matt Millen apologizes for shoplifting the pootie

Matt Millen has made some bad decisions

This epic Matt Millen Era photo gallery (thanks Deadspin) is chock full of awesome, and truly reminds us all that Marty Mornhinweg once existed. Rather than do one huge post with the word "FAIL" on all 79 photos, I'll do a few posts of individual images. And of course, you can too.

Prince Fielder does his best Chris Farley imitation

Photo sent in by Brandon... if you need the reference, check out the video below. Saturday Night Live used to be funny... can you believe it?

Ramblin' Wreck will make you JUMP, JUMP

Pictured: Michael Johnson, defensive end for the 3-1 Yellow Jackets of Georgia Tech. Not pictured: gravity.

Image submitted by Kip (stop giggling)

Jonathan Papelbon is a culinary genius

Jerry Jones has a special request for Jay-Z

Legedu Naanee explains it all

There's one way to get your mind off another September fade

There's one guy that Jose won't be elaborately high-fiving.

Photo from With Leather

More like FAIL-adelphia... am I right?

Image from Mister Irrelevant